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Tools little people can use!

Posted Jun 30 2005 - 8:06pm by Mel
Filed under beta tester | bottom wiper | Midgets | ninja tools

'Beta tester' by shortdwarf.com

After reading the dismal outcome of CMFL vs. Lion, it was clear the CMFL team was not geared appropriately for battle. Had Yang Sihamon, leader of the CMFL dojo, met the creator of the "bottom wiper" and the "beta tester" sooner - things may have been different. You will find these innovative products for little people helpful and hygienic. These products extend reach by as much as 16 inches! Watch out carnivores, next time they'll be armed.

Beta Tester Bottom Wiper and don't miss other wipers

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What makes a wiper MTV STYLE???

Listen, i know half of the programming on MTV these days involves some sort of homo-erogenous show where guys light fireworks out of their anus, bang gongs on their schlongs, and stick toy cars where the sun don't shine... BUT HOW does one make the transition from naked men playing with naked men to a butt wiper that's MTV STYLE? One Theory.. A young midget with an entrepreneurial spirit and a penchant for buggery caught a bout of insomnia and stumbled across former MTV superstar Carson Daly failing his way through another 'monologue'. I know when i see Carson Daly, i feel like something is eating at my buttocks too.

By Mike T at June 30, 2005 - 8:21pm | login or register to post comments | email this page