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And you thought the CMFL could handle anything...

As the #1 fan of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League (CMFL), I was equally shocked and horrified at the results of the April 30th bout between the CMFL and their respected opponent, the lion. "Pffft.." I said, "There's no way a mere lion could stand up to the might of the entire CMFL. We'll finally see who the real King of the Jungle is." I sat down with my good ole la-z-boy, my CMFL Direct Ticket All-Access Package, and a cold beer for what I believed to be an all-out rout. And I was right, a rout it was.

CMFL vs. Lion

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from BlogCadre on June 30, 2005 - 8:06pm

After reading the dismal outcome of CMFL vs. Lion, it was clear the CMFL team was not geared appropriately for battle. Had Yang Sihamon, leader of the CMFL dojo, met the creator of the "bottom wiper" and the "beta tester" sooner - things may have been d

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Jason Striegel's picture

I was horrified when I saw the headline, but then I realized it wasn't the Canadian Midget Fighting League, and none of them were pregnant.

Mike T, you could totally take on that lion. I bet in a punch-out cage match you could bite one of its ears off and make it catch wiener dog puppies through fire hoops.

wait a second...

Stella's picture

where are the pregnant midgets???? i wanted to see pregnant midgets!