Here's a great website I found quite amusing. Overheard in New York documents crazy random things people overhear in, you got it, New York City.

Here are some examples to spark your interest:

Three JHS boys pass a woman in a tight t-shirt and mini-skirt talking on her cell. One stares slack-jawed, then says to his buddies: Wow! That was the new Motorola.
--79th Street between Columbus & Amsterdam

Woman: He's not getting a new cell phone until the technology improves.
Man: Oh yeah, well I'm not commuting to work anymore until I get my flying car!
--Public Theater, Lafayette Street

Private School boy: Mummy, will you sing the song?!
Mummy: When I see a hearse go by, then I know the next to die...
--Astoria

Hobo: Help me! I have 9 starving kids at home!
Suit: Yesterday you had 12 starving kids, what happened?
Hobo: That's right and the 2 of them died in a horrible fire yesterday! Please help me!
Suit: What happened to the 12th?
Hobo: Man, get the f--- outta here, you're f---ing up my rap!
--57th Street station

Let's hear it! If you've overheard some crazy things lately please share them in the comments. We can start our own "Overheard in the Nation".

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