As Jason and I were walking back to our car after having a nice dinner, we witnessed road rage at its best.

Two cars, a minivan and a Jeep Wrangler with a soft-top, were headed south-bound on Lyndale Ave. in Minneapolis and were stopped at a red light.  A male passenger in the minivan yells at the driver of the Jeep, "If you honk at me one more time I will cut your soft-top in half."  The light turned green and the Jeep sped off.

After we had soaked all of this in, Jason and I had a laugh on how ridiculous that  comeback was.  With how angry he was, you would think he would come up with something better than "I''ll cut your soft-top in half."  We were both expecting him to say, "I'll cut your n*** off" or something more grotesque or macho.  He might as well yelled, "If you honk at me one more time I will decorate your car with puppy and kittens and scent it with potpourri."

If you have a funny road rage story to share or have a suggestion for a better comeback please share it in the comments.