James saved this rabbit named Toby and nursed it back to health. Awwww... Great guy, right? Well, this is where it gets weird... Apparently, James "loves" Toby, but if he doesn't sell 100,000 copies of his book by November 6, 2006, he is going to slaughter Toby and have him for dinner.

A part of me says, "Screw you. I'm not paying $9.95 to a selfish murdering bastardo," but than again, I can't see cute little Toby on that guy's dinner plate. Sadly, James must be doing something right because he's almost sold 3,500 copies of his book! (This guy must be in advertising.)

What would you guys do: Buy the book and save Toby or let this happen to a poor innocent bunny rabbit? Take the poll and let me know what you think.

This gives me grounds to file this post under WTF!

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