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Six-year-old could face $300 fine for sidewalk chalk 'graffiti'

Six-year-old Natalie Shea received a letter from the Department of Sanitation demanding that she remove the "graffiti" off of her property.  Failure to comply would result in a stiff fine of $300.

Apparently, a neighbor had called 311 to report a sidewalk chalk drawing Natalie had drawn in front of her home.  She may have not drawn a masterpiece, but it certainly wasn't something that I would call graffiti.  Ridiculous!  Link.

Natalie's neighbor, if you are reading this, that blue chalk splotch isn't graffiti.  This is graffiti:
southside graffiti
Unless Natalie is flashing gang signs and tagging your garage, let her have her fun and stop calling 311 on little innocent kids.


I prefer Natalie's masterpiece

Jason Striegel's picture

I much prefer Natalie's abstract blue splotches and yellow lines to that bullshit that plagues blogcadre headquarters.

Oh yeah.

Jason Striegel's picture

By "bullshit that plagues blogcadre headquarters," I mean both the repugnant MS13/Crip/Native Mob graffiti as pictured above and the wealth of spam I'm forced to delete from the website daily. For all the real life and digital spammers, I am sure that there is some lonely, septic corner of hell where there are demons that enjoy nothing more than ripping off eyelids and carefully peeling back corneas in order to squat-force the most pungent, flaming, meaty, bare-ass farts onto your tender, exposed retinas.