I am a...

Robot, Trek, Jedi, Potter, Lego, Electronics, Gadget, Ren Faire, Book Geek.

So I fly around on my Lego broom that only can fly after I say "wingardium leviosa" [with an emphasis on the 'a'] using my tricorder(aka. At&t 8525) to scan for intelligent dark age life forms and then beam down in local dress as to make first contact. After they agree to come back up to the ship I tell them that I am their father and that they need to read the thrawn trilogy. Then a robot comes up and says "Danger, Danger" and that reminds me I have to go hack into the borg network and implant the plans for a lego deathstar(the Plans are at 11x Scale) so they can go blow up the planet druidia.

Disclaimer, Blogcadre is in no way responsible for the death of any druish princesses, druish common people, Druish noblepeople, or the Druish Flamethrower(this is a common playtoy for the druish children).

PS. After all my name is roboGEEK