A turkey broke into the dining room window of a Bloomington, MN home on Thanksgiving day.  The police were able to rustle the bird outside the open deck doors, but by that time it had already made hundreds of dollars of damage. 

"It's terrible. My house is a disaster!" Sandy Cobbs said Friday as window glass still littered the bloody carpet in her dining room. "Everybody thinks it's funny, but it's not. I just couldn't believe it was Thanksgiving and there was a live turkey in my house."

What's worse -- this is the second time this has happened. Police Sgt. Mike Roepke confirmed that on Christmas Day in 2004, a turkey came through the same window.

"At first I thought my buffet fell over. It was so loud and kept crashing," she said. "I went in there and said, 'Not again. Not again.' He was huge -- two or three feet tall."

Cobbs her insurance company doesn't think it's funny, either. The last turkey attack caused nearly $10,000 in damage including broken windows and ruined carpeting and drapes.

We're pressing our luck, people.  The turkeys are revolting!  The turkeys are revolting!

Update: Here's more proof the turkeys will be eating us next year.  Turkeys try to catch a train out of New Jersey.  [via Neatorama]