This is the kind of stuff my company makes. We have an amazing Thai guy in graphics who has an great eye for creativity, but hasn't a full grasp of the English language. When working in the call center, I was installing a live chat applet onto some of our sites and the button, when clicked initially read "Operator is being paged." Wanting maximum effectiveness, one of my eight bosses decided it should be plural with operator*s*. So I told our graphics guy we need to make it say "Opererators are." His response was an amazing graphic that said "Operators is are being paged." Now it is a common occurence at our workplace to use this structure in a sentance. I is are ready for lunch. I encourage you to use it too so you is are versed in such mannerisms.