I knew it was too good to be true.

I've always felt that there was something a little familiar about my girlfriend, Evangeline Lilly from Lost. Was it the way she brushed back her hair from her face? Was it the twinkle in her eye when she smiled at me?  Was it her rock hard abs glistening shamelessly in the sun above her low-rise panties.  No... I just couldn't place it.

Then it hit me.

You may not believe this, but in my non make-believe life, I stay up way too late and watch really awful television.   I usually take my channel flipping, commercial avoidance very seriously, but tonight, one of those porny Live Links commercials caught my attention.

It turns out my sweetie isn't only two timing with that filthy hobbit.  She's also soliciting night owls all across America to ring her for some hot telephone shennanigans.

To her credit, her delivery was way better than that new bimbo they have interrupting my elimidate.  But still... she interrupted elimidate.

It's all starting to make sense though.  4 8 15 16 23 42 is actually the phone number for The Hatch, a hot new singles line where you can call up Kate and her friends and talk to sexy stranded island singles like yourself.

Ugh. We're so breaking up.

Update: Found a divx video of the Live Links commercial here.

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