Before you head off to another lazy weekend, you should relax, unwind, and watch a mind-blowing video. I'm at a bit of a loss for how to categorize this as it features some really quality dance moves, synthed out hip hop, and a micro bruce lee with a chipmunk voice all packaged up in a campy Bollywood wrapper.

Awesome.


Previous insanity on BlogCadre:
Little person bottom wipers
Breakdancing fingers
Cambodian midget fighting league
Darth Vader on the turntables

After reading the dismal outcome of CMFL vs. Lion, it was clear the CMFL team was not geared appropriately for battle. Had Yang Sihamon, leader of the CMFL dojo, met the creator of the "bottom wiper" and the "beta tester" sooner - things may have been different. You will find these innovative products for little people helpful and hygienic. These products extend reach by as much as 16 inches! Watch out carnivores, next time they'll be armed.

As the #1 fan of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League (CMFL), I was equally shocked and horrified at the results of the April 30th bout between the CMFL and their respected opponent, the lion. "Pffft.." I said, "There's no way a mere lion could stand up to the might of the entire CMFL. We'll finally see who the real King of the Jungle is." I sat down with my good ole la-z-boy, my CMFL Direct Ticket All-Access Package, and a cold beer for what I believed to be an all-out rout. And I was right, a rout it was.