Did you go home alone last night? Don't sweat it. You could be waking up next to one of these fine gentlemen... Or, like me, you might just be one of these lads, in which case I salute you with a big ol' can of peas. Your quality precedes you, my friends.

Don't have a date for Valetine's Day?  Having a hard time finding that special someone?  Well, look no further!  Hot Prison Pals is an online dating service where you can find your true love behind bars. 

Inmates posting ads on the site are not required to post the crimes committed.  No inmate is turned away from the site so loveseekers beware.

Boy, if I wasn't married I'd be searching for a serial rapist with a hot bod and loves kids.  Like I always say, "You gotta have high standards."

Related article:
Prisoners of love - Web site offers captive dates (Reuters)

Previously:
Chinese 'Love Boat' seeks single, beautiful, "business-oriented" women, Alibi Network, Online Orangutan Dating (LwL), Cheaters Beware!, Would you date this guy?, Finding Dates Worth Keeping

Don't be fooled with the mug shots found on the Calon Wen milk containers.  No, they aren't missing persons -- They are singles ads for five Welsh farmers.

Mr Jones said the countryside could be "a hard place to find a date".

The 30-year-old said he came up with the idea for the rural matchmaking venture after realising a large number of Welsh farmers were single.

"We want to encourage farmers to consider online dating as a fun way of meeting people."

The project is jointly run with online dating agency Pishyn (Welsh slang for gorgeous) where people who log on can find out more details about the farmers involved.

[via Arbroath]

"Finding Dates Worth Keeping" is the title of a 1 -credit course being offered at the Univerisity of Sioux Falls.

I wonder what type of students will take that class? I wonder how many people will sign up thinking they might meet someone in the class?

From CNN

Joel A. Friesen was desperate to keep his girlfriend by putting together a report describing why she should continue dating him.   Joel's attempt at keeping his girlfriend can be construed in 1 of 3 ways: sweet, funny, or just plain desperate.  Since she didn't stay with him I guess she found him to be too desperate.  Sorry, Joel.

I'm really bummed.  I had always thought of doing a website about dating and cheaters (I honestly did), but somebody (actually, a few people) beat me to the punch.  Don't Date Him Girl is a site where you can search for cheating men or warn other women about men who have cheated on you. 

Not to worry guys, here are a few sites for both men and women:  Dating Psychos, True Dater, Cheaters Online Database.  Let's face it, women cheat too. 

I hope none of your mug shots are posted! 

It's been a while since i've went out on a good old fashioned date. you know, one of those where you run through the rain under an umbrella, offer her your jacket when she's cold, hold hands in the theater, fake a british accent etc.. Suffering from feeling my age today in this 95 degree heat and 100% humidity, i thought i'd recpature my youth a little, and find out what those young whipersnappers are doing these days on their first dates.
please don't read this mel, i might try this out next time, and want you to be suprised.