A mother, co-worker and I were talking the other day and somehow got on the topic of breastfeeding. I don't know where the mom heard the story, but supposedly a truckdriver had spotted a woman breastfeeding while driving on the highway. I've never heard of such a thing, but my co-worker was saying that it happens quite regularly. I searched for this topic online and came up with quite a few results. Here are a couple that I found:

Here is a story about an Ohio mom who was caught breastfeeding while driving. The crazy thing about this story is that because she belongs to an organization called the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty she has to follow every order her husband gives her. Her husband had instructed her to breastfeed their baby while driving in order to save time.

I thought I'd share a couple photos of the nice welcome gift some of the neighbor kids left me last night. I'm having trouble deciding whether this was just a fun moment of senseless vandalism, or if the break-in was an attempt to score some sweet loot.

I really hope it was the latter. I can almost imagine the dissapointment when they discovered that my crappy old truck was not, in fact, filled with bags of dubloons and pirate booty, but only stocked with a bunch of 50 pound bags of sand. That just brings a big smile to my face.

Now that they are on to my deception, I'll need to up the ante to ensure that no one passes by my flat-tired, beat-to-shit, '91 Toyota with rusty topper without coming to the conclusion that it's filled to the brim with a precious stash of valuables. I think I'll toss a crocodile back there and paint a big X (marks the spot, you know) for added effect.