Thongs.  Check.
Water.  Check.
Soap.  Check.
Sumo wrestlers getting wet, wild and crazy.  Sexy.

This Subaru commercial was done by DDB Canada and directed by Jorn Haagen.

Link to video [via DropKick Monkey]

If you want your child to "fit in" and gain more acceptance in life then start him on a strict diet of soda at a very early age.  This message brought to you by The Soda Pop Board of America.

Link to larger image.

Previously:
Lysol Douche Ads from the late 1940s, How to handle women employees

Here is a 1969 ad put out by Western Electric, makers of Bell telephones, which describes their 'smartphone' technology.  Full page ad.

Here is an interesting poster put together by EuroRSCG Amersterdam for Doctors of the World, Netherlands, which depicts the patient to doctor ratio in different countries around the world. 

Here is an old Snickers "Get Some Nuts!" commercial featuring Mr. T.   [via meshly]

If you can't get enough of him, you might want to check out these video clips:

Mr. T on 80's Fashion - gotta love the commentary

Mr. T's Treat Your Mother Right - Mr. T rapping about how we should treat our mothers right.

This Rediffusion DYR outdoor advertisement for Sugar Free outlines the shape of a muffin with syrup and then live ants come in to the advertisement to munch on the syrup creating the dark outline of the muffin. 

Advertising can be very deceiving, especially when it comes to fast food ads.  Check out this gallery of fast food ads and then see what you actually get.  Appetizing, don't you think?

This is a print ad for Compulsory Auto Insurance of Puerto Rico which uses the Nativity Scene to remind drivers to drive safely over the Christmas season.

"Don't let irresponsible driving wreck Christmas."

[via Neatorama]

Previously:
Premature Christmas Card

Take a closer look at the infographics and commercials from 2027 as seen in the movie Children of Men.  The entire suite of media content was created by Foreign Office.

[via The Presurfer]

These Lysol Ads from the late 1940s claim Lysol is not only a household cleaner, but also a "safe and effective personal feminine hygiene" product.  (Click the link above for a closer look at the ads.)

Girls, unless you want to be smelling pine fresh I don't suggest using Lysol for feminine cleaning.

[via Neatorama]