If you want your child to "fit in" and gain more acceptance in life then start him on a strict diet of soda at a very early age.  This message brought to you by The Soda Pop Board of America.

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Here is a nifty trick on cooling down room temperature soda pop within 2 minutes.  All you need is a large bowl, ice, water and a hand full of salt.  Place the soda cans into the bowl full of ingredients and let sit for 2 minutes.  Your soda will instantly be 40 degrees cooler.

i feel much deprived to discover that all of my years spent consuming excessive amounts of caffeine have been in vain.  my astonishment and excitement at the advent of caffeinated mints pales in comparison to my latest, albeit late, discovery of

espresso coffee soda