Seriously?  Stripper Maxi Mounds made the Guiness World Book of Records with her 36MM fake breasts. 

Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them.

Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.

The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

The procedure – which was only really popular among adult entertainers and sex workers – has since been banned in Britain and the United States due to concerns about its safety.

Danny Bargil is a hair stylist who is attempting to break his previous Guinness World Record of a nine-scissor haircut by now performing a 10-scissor cut.  Link to video.

I wonder what the guidelines are to achieve the record.  If my hands were able to hold 10 pairs of scissors at one time, I could probably break the record.  Granted, the haircut would look horrible, but I could manage to snip off a few hairs... and ears. 

The small community of Collinsville, Illinois is home to the world's largest ketchup bottle and will soon be the home of the world's largest ketchup packet. 

Partnered with H.J. Heinz Co., Collinsville is filling an 8-foot-tall, 4-foot-wide plastic pouch with 1,500 pounds of ketchup to raise money for the Collinsville Christian Academy, which was recently damaged by a fire. 

Previously:
Going for the world record: Matchstick modeller creating a 5-million match replica of the Titanic, Hot Dog Eating Record Broken by California Man, World record for cup stacking (LwL), Teacher teaches for a straight 88 hours (LwL), 125 Mile WiFi Connection

Matchstick modeller, Mark Colling, is on his way to achieving a world record by building a 5-million match replica of the Titanic and the iceberg which sunk the famous liner.  [Link]