Pro-Life blogger, Pete, obviously must believe in aliens and sasquatch if he believes everything he reads in the popular magazine, The Onion.

On his blog, Pete responds to The Onion article, "I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion", by writing:

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

(You can read more of Pete's comments on his blog, March Together for Life: Murder with conscience.)

Here are some other abortion articles from The Onion:
Christ Kills Two, Injuires Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack
Recreational-Abortion Enthusiasts Applaud Repeal Of Partial-Birth Ban