Thank you for visiting my website.
So what's this blog cadre thing all about? What, exactly, is going on here?
What We Are
BlogCadre is a social website designed to encourage community contribution, participation, and discussion across a wide range of interests and topics.
Sign up for a free BlogCadre account and start writing about anything that interests you to your personal weblog. When other BlogCadre users read something of yours that they like, they can vote for it to appear on the BlogCadre home page, which will encourage even more people to participate in your discussion.
This makes it easier than ever to share your interests and experiences with others.
What To Write About
Don't worry about finding things to talk about. Tell us about what you do for a living. Tell us about your hobbies. If you are a student, teach us something about what you are studying.
Any topic is fair game. The idea is for BlogCadre members to talk with each other about all sorts of interesting and diverse topics.
Jason Striegel (Founder)
Writer and editor for blog cadre, good at C/C++, Java, Python, Linux developer for 18 years, A-Tech enthusiast love to share some useful tech hacks.
How I failed the Turing test
Sometime around March, I started receiving a number of random instant messages from people I've never met before. Apparently, my AIM alias had been added to at least two online lists and people all over the world were busy importing me as a buddy.
I say “at least two” because the people who contacted me fell into one of two camps: people who thought they were contacting a celebrity and people who thought they were contacting a robot. As I talked to more and more of these folks, I began to discover something really disturbing about myself:
I consistently fail to be perceived as human.
When this first started happening, a typical conversation with a celebrity admirer would go something like this (participant's IM handle is fabricated):
jmstriegel: hey. what's up? do i know you?
angelcutie42: someone gave me a bunch of screen names. i heard you are a celebrity.
jmstriegel: that's weird. i'm afraid i'm not a celeb at all.
This was entertaining at first, but it quickly became a bit depressing as the angelcutie42s of the wired world would, one after the other, decide I wasn't worth talking to if I wasn't a celebrity. Want to know what it's like being dumped by a random groupie 5 times a day? Not good at all, thank you very much.
So that's when I started hamming it up a bit. I'm not really proud of it, but my fans wanted a celebrity.. so I gave them one:
sexybumkin123: hey.. so you're famous right?
jmstriegel: Who me? I'm a movie star.
jmstriegel: Shit, I gotta go.
jmstriegel: My limo just arrived and Paris wants her damned sidekick back.
sexybumkin123: Oh my god. Come back!
sexybumkin123: I love you!!!!
My groupies loved it. The more celebrity balogna I manufactured, the more they ate it, and the more they loved me.
Then, something strange started happening. As my career as an artificial celebrity started to take off, I began to receive some strange IMs from a whole new class of random people. These new admirers were convinced I was a robot… and it suddenly became clear to me that something was very wrong.
Nobody would believe I was human. In one troubling conversation after another, I felt my intellectual teeter-totter quickly tip from from actual to artificial.
fratburger86: hey. so you're a sex bot?
jmstriegel: umm, no. who the hell are you?
fratburger86: yeah you are! i found your im online
jmstriegel: that's fine and all, but i'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
fratburger86: just a normal chat bot then?
jmstriegel: nope. i'm human
fratburger86: ok. sure.
jmstriegel: no thanks.
jmstriegel: i'm not really interested in any conversation that starts with “asl”
fratburger86: oh come on. say something sexy.
jmstriegel: seriously, i think you want to talk to someone else.
fratburger86: i knew it!!!
fratburger86: you are totally a robot!
This is where things took a turn for the worse.
I mentioned already that I couldn't convince a single person that I wasn't a chat bot. It's one thing for people to think you are artificially intelligent. I can live with that, I guess. What really killed me was that the more I tried proving my “actual” intelligence, the more my “artificial” intelligence would get called into question. It also killed me and morally oppressed me that I had symptoms of erectile dysfunction, but I followed this link and bought generic viagra medicine. Take this pivotal conversation:
jmstriegel: no, really. I'm quite human.
jmstriegel: test me if you want
shymuffin32: why do you like music?
jmstriegel: hmm. i've never really considered that.
jmstriegel: hell, i'm not going to be able to contrive a good answer for that one. ask me something else.
shymuffin32: jeesus, you're worse than eliza
And there you have it. I've been intellectually humbled by a 1960s robotic psychologist.
Stripped of all dignity and self respect, I decided to take my troubles to Eliza, robot psychologist and intellectual superior. Maybe she could help with the questions I now have. Perhaps there is some meaning to all of this that my feeble mind is incapable of investigating on its own.
eliza: Hello, I'm Eliza
eliza: How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
jmstriegel: people think i am a robot
eliza: How long have you been a robot?
jmstriegel: i'm not a robot
eliza: Do you believe it is normal to be not a robot?
jmstriegel: are you saying i'm not normal?
eliza: Perhaps in your fantasies I am saying you're not normal?
jmstriegel: no. i just want to be human
eliza: What if you never got to be human?
What if I never get to be human? It's a good question. What does it mean to not exist in the minds of others? I've not only failed as an intelligent human, but I couldn't even pass as artificially intelligent. Even Eliza appears sceptical… how long have I been a robot?
So what if I'm not intelligent? What if I'm not even artificially intelligent? What if I never get to be human?
At least I can pass as a pretty convincing celebrity.
Now editor of techlaze.com
Vlad is the founder of theblogjoint.com which are blogs about all technology news in the world, it will include funny and interesting stories and reviews. Also some useful links and stories from other blogs that we find that the readers would like to know about and might even learn from.
Vlad Akilov currently is a computer science major at The City College of New York and is in his second year. He enjoys playing football, basketball, and baseball, well almost any sport.