A BMW was parked in two parking spaces and was hit by another car trying to fit into one of the spaces beside the BMW.  The person who had dented the BMW was kind enough to leave this note for the BMW owner:

Dear Person,

     I'm sorry I put a dent in your car.  I didn't want to but, I did when I tryed to park next to you.  I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one.  The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off.  Beaches are fun.
     Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces.

     - Sorry!!!